Week 16: Redskins Win More Than A Game in Philadelphia

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The Washington Redskins obviously weren’t paying attention in preseason.

  • They forgot the “football experts” picked them to end up dead last in the NFL.
  • They forgot the “football experts” picked them to end up dead last in the NFC East Division.
  • Dan Snyder forgot he was supposed to keep Jerry Jones’ trophies and Roger Goodell’s Mercedes polished.
  • Jay Gruden forgot he was supposed to cut Chip Kelly’s yard and take out Tom Coughlin’s garbage.
  • And last but not least Kirk Cousins forgot he wasn’t supposed to be “starting quarterback” material.
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    Instead they stomped a 30 burger mudhole in the Philadelphia Eagles, shocked everyone except the Redskins players, coaches & fans and committed “Grand Theft Division™” in front of a TV audience numbering in the tens of millions.

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    I Feel The Spirit of Lombardi’s Ghost Around Us

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    “What the HELL is going on out there? Sam! Get those linebackers in shape!”

    “My grandmother is in better physical condition! Let’s go now, hubba hubba!”

    “We will win here in Washington, and do it now.”

    “We will not lose games because we are fatigued.”
     

     
    “Belly Burners, hit it!!! …Monkey roll, that’s it!
    Sonny, great throw, that’s what we need!”
     
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