Before getting into the breaking news, does anyone know how to work on DVR’s? Every time I try to tape “The Biggest Loser” on NBC it keeps recording the Cowboys games!!!!
WTF’s up with that?
..BREAKING NEWS: Dallas Cowboys football practice was delayed nearly 2 hours today after an offensive player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Cowboys Head Coach Jason Garrett called Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones, who immediately made the decision to suspend practice & call the Dallas Police & Federal Investigators from Homeland Security, the CDC and the FBI.
After a complete analysis by FBI forensic experts it was determined that the strange powdery white substance unknown to the Dallas players was in fact the GOAL LINE. Practice resumed after FBI Special Agents decided in a conference with NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell that the Dallas team was highly unlikely to encounter the substance again this season.
The Dallas Cowgirls contributed to this article.